God, Man and Woman

(Once upon a time, god was feeling bored. So he took a walk at the garden of life and started to create something out from the soil.

He name it, "man")

Every day, god played with his new found friend, man. They swim in the spring of water together, they cycled to the café of coffee together, and they read the bible of book together. Then one day, while they were lying on the garden of life, watching the clear blue sky and enjoying the cool breeze together, they saw a woman.

The man and woman met and fell in love. They married, and have children, and soon they have their usual quarrels like any other couples. One day, man and woman had a real ugliest fight ever. The woman threw the man out from the house and screamed “I REGRET MEETING YOU!”

Sadly and lonely, man took a stroll to the café of coffee, ordered a cup of tea, and stare into the sky thinking about his good friend, and creator, god. Minutes passed by. The door opened and a familiar figure walked into the café. It was god.

God walked over to man and gently sat next to him. Man looked down and asked:

Man: Why am I created?

God: So that you can fulfill doing whatever I can’t

(paused)

They sipped their tea together. Man complained about his failed marriage. Soon, the sky turned dark, and the rain drop fell on the glass panel. They watched the rain together in silence.

Hours passed by, they happened to walked pass the garden of life. Man stopped and stood down, and started digging..

God was wondering what man was doing. Minutes later, man stood up and held something familiar in his palm. He named it “God”

God stared in surprise and asked:

God: Why do you create God?

Man: So that its easier for me to find someone else to blame.

(Then they started looking into each other’s eyes)

God and Man exclaimed: THEN WHO CREATED WOMAN?!

Then woman appeared from nowhere and screamed “I AM MY OWN CREATOR!”

and the moral of the story is??

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i also dun know.