Sunday, July 15, 2007

Guai Lan Auntie

Nice! I went for a recap for transformer on friday night. Midnight I should say. Yes, I watch it the second time, LOL! The same jokes and scenes still gives me the same kick. And though the show is still as nice, I doze off nearer to the ending part. Hehe...dun blame me man, I am just too tired and the ambience is just too cosy.

By the time I got home and settled for bed, its 3am. Woke up 7:45am for my pre employment check up at Raffles Hospital then heading down to the nearby temple and it was damn crowded. I took 3 joss sticks and squeezed my way through the crowd. Then, someone shoved me away and stepped on my toe. I pull back my feet and the kiasu auntie nearly fell. She looked at me, and I said "Auntie, you stepped on my feet you know?" and you know what she did? Guai Lan auntie re-stepped on my feet, this time is full force. And you got what I did? I use my leg to hook hers and then she tries to balance herself when I trip her, before she vanished into the crowd. An old lady comforted me. I complained and say "That auntie damn GUAI LAN!" Afterwhich I walked off and proceed to my normal offering. I was so damn pissed with the GUAI LAN auntie.

Age is just number and this guai lan auntie again, proved this statement to me. I really wish to have stuff the joss sticks into her mouth and tear off her blouse or stuff her head into the urn full of dust. Maybe I should have hold her and call for police and charge her for causing hurt, INTENTIONALLY. Fucking bitch.

Then suddenly I realised the change in me. If it has been in the past, I would have just quietly endure. I see this as a good change. I have learn to protect myself more. :)

Thank you GUAI LAN auntie for making me realizing this change and may your feet rot with maggots crawling.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sis... the GUAI LAN auntie really asking for it la.. Cant stand it sia.. Still step u again when u tell her.. Gosh.. What have this world becoming too..

Miu's Story said...

even aunties are also ah lians already. F-king wanna push her on the floor man.