It has been a week since the bizarre escape of Mas Selamat and he is still nowhere to be found. 1000 over security officers, guards and police officers were searching high and low for his shadow. But it seems he has either camouflaged or evaporated in the mid air since some strongly believe he is still in Singapore.
The big question mark is, how did he escape? According to the paper report, he was sent to the visiting room and he excused himself to the washroom when he took the chance to SLIPPED OFF. Did I say slipped off? Ya, either he know 仪容术 and turns into a python snake and zig zag through the gates or he has drink some magic potion to make him invisible just like “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”.
But even if he turns into a python snake, the guards would have use a stick to beat and chase after it what! So why the hell he managed to SLIPPED OFF???? Maybe it’s the magic potion.
Pictures of him were still splashing all over corners of Singapore. The bus stops, the notice boards, news reports, etc. The sms tone sounded. I took a look and got startled. A close up face to face picture of Mas Selamat. I zoomed in the picture to have a microscopic study of his face, his lips, his nose bridge, his eyes. Hopefully that I will be able to spot him if I see him on the streets.
Then this morning, I was using the office toilet and when I was washing my hands at the basin and looked into the mirror, I got startled again. There he was, Mas Selamat, staring straight back! Then I realized it was just the notice pasted on the back of the toilet door.
Then was talking to my sis some days ago and I suddenly bimbotically blunted out “Aiyah! Must well throw the tear gas into the possible hiding forestry and force him come out!” and sis replied “Yah, and all the animals will be running out also” and roll her eyes at me. Then just yesterday, she frantically came back from work ask if there were news reports on Mas Selamat appearing at Orchard Isetan cos the whole building was shut down! And not knowing what the reason was, her colleague told her was becos the terrorist was spotted at Isetan, erm shop lifting for a pair of sunglasses and a hat. My turn to roll my eyes back at her and asked “why will a terrorist go limping to a big crowded shopping mall in Orchard to steal a sunglass and hat?!”
The virus of Mas Selamat, has affected us.
Was he let off and tail by the secret agents so that when he gathers with his accomplices and all of them will be caught in a net? Was it a genuine lapse in the security? Why didn’t they think of stuffing a tracing chip into his ass so that he can be trace thru GPS?!
#@$^%!
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