The Menses Vacummn Cleaner

Of all the creative invention, why haven anyone invented a Menses Vacumm Cleaner? I mean, what is the actual purpose of releasing those unfertilised eggs every mth and letting it drip naturally for days? Although in the point of business views, yes, menses are business opportunity. It is a need to the female consumers. But is it worthy to waste time and money on menses?

Imagine one day, if you are having heavy flows, you have to change your pad regularly each 3 or 4 hours. Those who are not using tampons, will have to risk the fact of having stains on your panty, pants or skirts. Your body develop cramps, mood swings, and other PMS symptoms becos of menses. You have it every month, you have to count and keep track of the next menses so that you could take precaution of it by bringing out pads in case of sudden arrival of the BIG Auntie.

Incompatible pads irritates your skin, and while you are running late for work or appointments, you still have to stick that piece of pad correctly on your panty! Then you cant join water sports during major events organised by the company and when others ask why, you have to embarassingly announce, "not convenient".

Menses has caused so much inconvenient and until now, besides medication like contraceptive pills, there seems nothing much you could do.

Of all the great inventors and inventions in the world, why no one thought of inventing a Menses Vacumn Cleaner? Yes, the Big auntie can come when she wants to, but we could do something to shorten her stay isnt it?

I was imagine having this invention, that could suck out all the tissues in just one min when the egg has been released. Upon her arrival, you just need to shove the vacumn cleaner hose into (you know where) and on the switch and let the machine goes to work. You can chose to have two different speeds "Clean" or "Super Clean". Clean means you can still allow the natural flow in small quantity in the next 3 days if you do not really want to stop nature from happening, "Super clean" means you could end your period in just that min. In addition, you could also have a camera installed that goes right in and you can view from outside like a uterus scan, where you can monitor what you are sucking out and not sucking the wrong thing out!

Voila! Imagine now this invention could thrills the girls out there and the business man? And yes, the laurier, whisper, kotex can close shop but perhaps they can venture into baby and adult diapers? Adapt to changes!

Why should we waste so many pads (kill so many trees), risk the cleaners of seeing red and make them "shuay" (bad luck), risk having stains on our LB jeans or white prata skirts? Risk the fact that wrong wearing of the pad may cause it to drop out anytime we walk in the busy street?

Why eggs are release in form of blood tissues and not like eggs like those you see in the markets?! WHY?!~