Want to keep your man happy? Treat him like a dog

My friend was showing me this link and it irkes me a little so to speak, to compare men to dogs? No wonder women were referred as bitches!

Anyway, here's what the post about:

Want to keep your man happy? Treat him like a dog.

Can animals teach us how to keep our relationships happy?

In the May issue of Her World, psychologist Dr Judith Meyerowitz believes that women should start treating their husbands like their pet dogs if it's a happier marriage they are after.
The clinical supervisor of America's National Institute of Psychotherapists believe that pet owners can learn a trick or two from their dog's obedience training classes.

Keep a loose leash
Don't keep your partner caged up, just like you would not keep your dog confined in a cage all day. Spouses also need their own friends, hobbies and time away from their partners. (miu says: This applies to both sexes. Anyway, some dogs are wild. If you dont keep them in cages, they will go around biting ppl!)

Give lots of praise
If your pet dog does something you want, you would reward it immediately. Same logic applies for the husband - say "I appreciate that" the moment he does something considerate for you. (miu says: ya ya ya, always singing praises until they hold like head up high like poodles, that they forgot that women need to feel appreciated too! So that applies to both sexes, again)

Let him make a mess
Dogs like to have their own space to scatter their toys around or mess their blankets just so. Likewise, husbands should be given leeway to mess the place up a little without having their wives jump down their throats. It's better to have a messy house but a comfortable and happy husband. (miu says: let him make a mess? And who is to clean up after that? Some dogs need to be TRAINED, ESP TOILET TRAINED. He can mess whatever he wants just not my stuff and provided that he knows how to clean up his own shit after that.)

Show me the love
Most pet dogs have a favourite place to be scratched or touched. Dr Meyerowitz said: "If you haven't already done so, then you should learn where and how your mate likes to be touched." (miu says: i agree, esp when they need you to scratch their backs, places where they can't reach. and yes they like to be touched, whoever is female can touch them)

Keep him well fed
Many women have dinner cooking when their husbands come home, but delay serving the meal. Feed your husband at the same time each day. But if you can't do that, at least don't keep him waiting. After all, you would not keep withhold a treat from your dog after holding it out to him. In the same way, have dinner at the same time each night, so he knows when to expect dinner. (Miu says: with Pedigree?? OKI!)


So after speed reading thru the above article, I replied in my msn to my friend:


Miumiu - wish to migrate.... says:
like that means i can allow him to pee and poo in the void deck and scoop up his shit for him?
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Miumiu - wish to migrate.... says:
like that means i have to lash him whenever we go out?
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Miumiu - wish to migrate.... says:
like that means i can allow him to F any bitches outside???
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Miumiu - wish to migrate.... says:
hmmm
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Miumiu - wish to migrate.... says:
i hate dogs then


If men expect treatments like that, women has expectations too. Treat us like a Jaguar or Lamborgini. WE ARE OF HIGH MAINTENANCE and needs to be treated with care.

Miu's version:

Want to keep your woman happy? Treat her like a car!

Maintenance, maintenance and maintenance and we need to look GOOD
Women need "servicing", just like a CAR. We need to do facial, MANICURE, PEDICURE, new clothings, buy blink blinks, bird nest, just like how your car needs washing, polishing, new paint, new sports rim, wider tyres, add that bumper, wings, sport seats, new gear, steering wheel and consume good fuel. We need to look good, so that when other riders on the road see your blink blink car, you feel good and proud. Then you will be very happy. So this is to satisfy YOUR EGO! So we are actually doing all these for YOUR SAKE!

Be a good listening EAR
Just like when your car gives out some foreign noise or sound, you will park your car at the side of the lane and have it checked out seriously and carefully before you continue the journey. WOMEN need the same treatment, stop and listen when we need to grumble. Listen to our "sigh, tone, pitch". LISTEN AND DONT ARGUE or IGNORE!

Treated with care and attentiveness
We need to be treated with CARE, just like how you hate scratches, you hate bird shits, you hate dents to be all over your CAR, you will tend to find a good and spacious parking lot, or lots which are not under a tree full of pigeons. Woman needs your attentiveness as much as you have showered to YOUR CAR!


I think I can be a psychologist also. *MIUMIU ROLLING HER EYES*