The Ah Beng Poem

Ah Beng's Poem created by Miu's broken hokkienish lang:


Look into my eyes (no need translation)
Siang eh see me lao bak sai (who can see me cry)

All my troubles (no need translation)
Siah lang zai (who will know)

Boh lui hor phone bills but (no need translation)
dian way tiam tiam hiang (phone keep ringing)

Dian way hiang wah diok ai tia dian way (phone rings and I answered)
But caller tiam tiam mey chor way (but caller scold me bad words)

Early morning shio ji eh (everyday smoke one)
Cigarettes is my sim ai eh (cigarette is my loved one)

Tattoo hor wah many seh (tattoos give me many styles)
and I beh bio tiam tiam way (and I write 4D non stop)

See not happy dio cho chor way (see not happy then scold bad words)
Lift up table, lift up chair (no need translation)

See pretty zar boh dio bio ji eh (see pretty girls then ogled for a while)
See dio pui kiah dio bully kar wu seh (see fat kids must bully then i will have style)

Bump onto dua gao then no more seh (see policeman then no more style)
Guai Guai hor yee kwa deng kay (Obediently show ic)

I am si beh wu seh (I got style)
Kiao kar, pah lang si wah eh way (lift up legs and beat ppl, is my way)

Mai kar wah kong simi way (Don talk anymore with me)
Wah si ah beng speak chor way (I am ah beng speak bad words)




HAHAHAHAHAHA! THE HUMOR IN ME TODAY! Pardon my broken hokkienish cum english slang. Hope readers you understand.

I am going to meet ah fu for dinner and movie lang man lang man le! LOL! See yows!